Pulse

  • I got the NPO gig. I'll be making only a bit more than I did twelve years ago at In-n-Out Burger. Couldn't be happier.
  • Get thee to a cannery.
  • Office Work: Welfare for the just-barely-competent.
  • If there is a Mormon Hell, I'm pretty sure you go there if you get liquored up and make fun of the Book of Mormon, like we did tonight.
  • Coworker: Holy crap, this lady gets $1300 a month in child support. Me: Who is it, Jennifer Aniston?
  • Patti Smith, Easter. Years owned: 8. Times listened: one. Tonight. In the words of Comic Book Guy: "I've wasted my life."
  • Beck is a Scientologist. In a related story, nothing makes any fucking sense.
  • Dear everybody in the Midwest: please waddle faster.
  • Need......serotonin......now....
  • Migraine attack, day three. No headache. Not quite seeing spots. All other symptons present. Thank God for Aleve and Over the Rhine.

About Pulse

  • Pulse is a carefree mini-blog where you can quickly say what you're doing, how you're feeling or whatever's on your mind.

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